| Round | Pick | Position | Player | NFL Team | Fantasy Team |
| 1 | 1 | QB | Aaron Rodgers | GB | Breakhislegs |
| 1 | 2 | QB | Tom Brady | NE | Greenskins |
| 1 | 3 | RB | Arian Foster | HOU | Big Dnis |
| 1 | 4 | QB | Drew Brees | NO | Sadists |
| 1 | 5 | RB | Ray Rice | BAL | J-Men |
| 1 | 6 | RB | LeSean McCoy | PHI | Homer's Heros |
| 1 | 7 | QB | Matthew Stafford | DET | SS Brawlers |
| 1 | 8 | WR | Calvin Johnson | DET | Draft Busts |
| 1 | 9 | RB | Darren McFadden | OAK | Heavy Hitters |
| 1 | 10 | RB | Chris Johnson | TEN | Cleveland Steamers |
| 1 | 11 | WR | Larry Fitzgerald | ARZ | Jokers Inc |
| 1 | 12 | RB | Matt Forte | CHI | V-Tards |
| 2 | 1 | WR | Andre Johnson | HOU | V-Tards |
| 2 | 2 | WR | Roddy White | ATL | Jokers Inc |
| 2 | 3 | QB | Matt Ryan | ATL | Cleveland Steamers |
| 2 | 4 | WR | Greg Jennings | GB | Heavy Hitters |
| 2 | 5 | RB | Steven Jackson | STL | Draft Busts |
| 2 | 6 | RB | Jamaal Charles | KC | SS Brawlers |
| 2 | 7 | QB | Tony Romo | DAL | Homer's Heros |
| 2 | 8 | WR | Wes Welker | NE | J-Men |
| 2 | 9 | WR | Julio Jones | ATL | Sadists |
| 2 | 10 | QB | Eli Manning | NYG | Big Dnis |
| 2 | 11 | RB | Doug Martin | TB | Greenskins |
| 2 | 12 | RB | Fred Jackson | BUF | Breakhislegs |
| 3 | 1 | RB | Trent Richardson | CLE | Breakhislegs |
| 3 | 2 | WR | Brandon Marshall | CHI | Greenskins |
| 3 | 3 | TE | Antonio Gates | SD | Big Dnis |
| 3 | 4 | TE | Rob Gronkowski | NE | Sadists |
| 3 | 5 | RB | Adrian Peterson | MIN | J-Men |
| 3 | 6 | WR | Dez Bryant | DAL | Homer's Heros |
| 3 | 7 | WR | Hakeem Nicks | NYG | SS Brawlers |
| 3 | 8 | RB | Michael Turner | ATL | Draft Busts |
| 3 | 9 | WR | Marques Colston | NO | Heavy Hitters |
| 3 | 10 | RB | Maurice Jones-Drew | JAC | Cleveland Steamers |
| 3 | 11 | WR | Percy Harvin | MIN | Jokers Inc |
| 3 | 12 | RB | Ahmad Bradshaw | NYG | V-Tards |
| 4 | 1 | WR | Jeremy Maclin | PHI | V-Tards |
| 4 | 2 | QB | Philip Rivers | SD | Jokers Inc |
| 4 | 3 | WR | Miles Austin | DAL | Cleveland Steamers |
| 4 | 4 | QB | Peyton Manning | DEN | Heavy Hitters |
| 4 | 5 | WR | Mike Wallace | PIT | Draft Busts |
| 4 | 6 | WR | Steve Smith | CAR | SS Brawlers |
| 4 | 7 | RB | Ryan Mathews | SD | Homer's Heros |
| 4 | 8 | WR | DeSean Jackson | PHI | J-Men |
| 4 | 9 | RB | Frank Gore | SF | Sadists |
| 4 | 10 | RB | Kevin Smith | DET | Big Dnis |
| 4 | 11 | WR | A.J. Green | CIN | Greenskins |
| 4 | 12 | RB | Peyton Hillis | KC | Breakhislegs |
| 5 | 1 | WR | Vincent Jackson | TB | Breakhislegs |
| 5 | 2 | TE | Fred Davis | WAS | Greenskins |
| 5 | 3 | WR | Pierre Garcon | WAS | Big Dnis |
| 5 | 4 | WR | Dwayne Bowe | KC | Sadists |
| 5 | 5 | WR | Stevie Johnson | BUF | J-Men |
| 5 | 6 | TE | Aaron Hernandez | NE | Homer's Heros |
| 5 | 7 | RB | Reggie Bush | MIA | SS Brawlers |
| 5 | 8 | RB | Willis McGahee | DEN | Draft Busts |
| 5 | 9 | RB | Marshawn Lynch | SEA | Heavy Hitters |
| 5 | 10 | TE | Jermichael Finley | GB | Cleveland Steamers |
| 5 | 11 | RB | Cedric Benson | GB | Jokers Inc |
| 5 | 12 | WR | Reggie Wayne | IND | V-Tards |
| 6 | 1 | QB | Jay Cutler | CHI | V-Tards |
| 6 | 2 | WR | Justin Blackmon | JAC | Jokers Inc |
| 6 | 3 | DT | Fortyniners Def/Spec | SF | Cleveland Steamers |
| 6 | 4 | TE | Vernon Davis | SF | Heavy Hitters |
| 6 | 5 | QB | Matt Schaub | HOU | Draft Busts |
| 6 | 6 | WR | Kenny Britt | TEN | SS Brawlers |
| 6 | 7 | WR | Torrey Smith | BAL | Homer's Heros |
| 6 | 8 | QB | Ben Roethlisberger | PIT | J-Men |
| 6 | 9 | WR | Greg Little | CLE | Sadists |
| 6 | 10 | QB | Andrew Luck | IND | Big Dnis |
| 6 | 11 | QB | Robert Griffin III | WAS | Greenskins |
| 6 | 12 | TE | Kyle Rudolph | MIN | Breakhislegs |
| 7 | 1 | WR | Brandon Lloyd | NE | Breakhislegs |
| 7 | 2 | WR | Santana Moss | WAS | Greenskins |
| 7 | 3 | RB | Beanie Wells | ARZ | Big Dnis |
| 7 | 4 | QB | Ryan Tannehill | MIA | Sadists |
| 7 | 5 | QB | Michael Vick | PHI | J-Men |
| 7 | 6 | WR | Robert Meachem | SD | Homer's Heros |
| 7 | 7 | WR | Michael Floyd | ARZ | SS Brawlers |
| 7 | 8 | TE | Brandon Pettigrew | DET | Draft Busts |
| 7 | 9 | DT | Eagles Def/Spec | PHI | Heavy Hitters |
| 7 | 10 | RB | BenJarv Green-Ellis | CIN | Cleveland Steamers |
| 7 | 11 | RB | Stevan Ridley | NE | Jokers Inc |
| 7 | 12 | TE | Jimmy Graham | NO | V-Tards |
| 8 | 1 | RB | Michael Bush | CHI | V-Tards |
| 8 | 2 | WR | Kendall Wright | TEN | Jokers Inc |
| 8 | 3 | WR | Jordy Nelson | GB | Cleveland Steamers |
| 8 | 4 | RB | Shonn Greene | NYJ | Heavy Hitters |
| 8 | 5 | WR | Denarius Moore | OAK | Draft Busts |
| 8 | 6 | RB | Jonathan Stewart | CAR | SS Brawlers |
| 8 | 7 | RB | David Wilson | NYG | Homer's Heros |
| 8 | 8 | RB | Donald Brown | IND | J-Men |
| 8 | 9 | RB | Kendall Hunter | SF | Sadists |
| 8 | 10 | WR | Eric Decker | DEN | Big Dnis |
| 8 | 11 | DT | Steelers Def/Spec | PIT | Greenskins |
| 8 | 12 | DT | Ravens Def/Spec | BAL | Breakhislegs |
| 9 | 1 | WR | Santonio Holmes | NYJ | Breakhislegs |
| 9 | 2 | QB | Russell Wilson | SEA | Greenskins |
| 9 | 3 | TE | Coby Fleener | IND | Big Dnis |
| 9 | 4 | TE | Greg Olsen | CAR | Sadists |
| 9 | 5 | TE | Jason Witten | DAL | J-Men |
| 9 | 6 | QB | Carson Palmer | OAK | Homer's Heros |
| 9 | 7 | RB | DeAngelo Williams | CAR | SS Brawlers |
| 9 | 8 | RB | Ben Tate | HOU | Draft Busts |
| 9 | 9 | WR | Malcom Floyd | SD | Heavy Hitters |
| 9 | 10 | RB | Mark Ingram | NO | Cleveland Steamers |
| 9 | 11 | QB | Joe Flacco | BAL | Jokers Inc |
| 9 | 12 | WR | Austin Collie | IND | V-Tards |
| 10 | 1 | QB | Cam Newton | CAR | V-Tards |
| 10 | 2 | RB | DeMarco Murray | DAL | Jokers Inc |
| 10 | 3 | WR | Lance Moore | NO | Cleveland Steamers |
| 10 | 4 | PK | David Akers | SF | Heavy Hitters |
| 10 | 5 | DT | Texans Def/Spec | HOU | Draft Busts |
| 10 | 6 | TE | Jermaine Gresham | CIN | SS Brawlers |
| 10 | 7 | RB | C.J. Spiller | BUF | Homer's Heros |
| 10 | 8 | RB | Rashad Jennings | JAC | J-Men |
| 10 | 9 | DT | Packers Def/Spec | GB | Sadists |
| 10 | 10 | DT | Broncos Def/Spec | DEN | Big Dnis |
| 10 | 11 | WR | Leonard Hankerson | WAS | Greenskins |
| 10 | 12 | QB | Jake Locker | TEN | Breakhislegs |
| 11 | 1 | WR | Antonio Brown | PIT | Breakhislegs |
| 11 | 2 | RB | Darren Sproles | NO | Greenskins |
| 11 | 3 | WR | Victor Cruz | NYG | Big Dnis |
| 11 | 4 | WR | Randy Moss | SF | Sadists |
| 11 | 5 | WR | Demaryius Thomas | DEN | J-Men |
| 11 | 6 | WR | Titus Young | DET | Homer's Heros |
| 11 | 7 | TE | Tony Gonzalez | ATL | SS Brawlers |
| 11 | 8 | RB | Toby Gerhart | MIN | Draft Busts |
| 11 | 9 | WR | Darrius Heyward-Bey | OAK | Heavy Hitters |
| 11 | 10 | QB | Ryan Fitzpatrick | BUF | Cleveland Steamers |
| 11 | 11 | TE | Jacob Tamme | DEN | Jokers Inc |
| 11 | 12 | DT | Jets Def/Spec | NYJ | V-Tards |
| 12 | 1 | RB | Evan Royster | WAS | V-Tards |
| 12 | 2 | RB | Mikel Leshoure | DET | Jokers Inc |
| 12 | 3 | TE | Jared Cook | TEN | Cleveland Steamers |
| 12 | 4 | QB | Andy Dalton | CIN | Heavy Hitters |
| 12 | 5 | WR | Danny Amendola | STL | Draft Busts |
| 12 | 6 | QB | Christian Ponder | MIN | SS Brawlers |
| 12 | 7 | DT | Patriots Def/Spec | NE | Homer's Heros |
| 12 | 8 | RB | Rashard Mendenhall | PIT | J-Men |
| 12 | 9 | WR | Alshon Jeffery | CHI | Sadists |
| 12 | 10 | WR | Michael Crabtree | SF | Big Dnis |
| 12 | 11 | WR | Sidney Rice | SEA | Greenskins |
| 12 | 12 | WR | Anquan Boldin | BAL | Breakhislegs |
| 13 | 1 | WR | Brandon LaFell | CAR | Breakhislegs |
| 13 | 2 | RB | LeGarrette Blount | TB | Greenskins |
| 13 | 3 | RB | Roy Helu | WAS | Big Dnis |
| 13 | 4 | RB | Isaiah Pead | STL | Sadists |
| 13 | 5 | RB | Ryan Williams | ARZ | J-Men |
| 13 | 6 | TE | Dustin Keller | NYJ | Homer's Heros |
| 13 | 7 | DT | Giants Def/Spec | NYG | SS Brawlers |
| 13 | 8 | RB | Isaac Redman | PIT | Draft Busts |
| 13 | 9 | RB | Jahvid Best | DET | Heavy Hitters |
| 13 | 10 | PK | Mason Crosby | GB | Cleveland Steamers |
| 13 | 11 | WR | Lestar Jean | HOU | Jokers Inc |
| 13 | 12 | WR | Chris Givens | NO | V-Tards |
| 14 | 1 | TE | Lance Kendricks | STL | V-Tards |
| 14 | 2 | RB | Robert Turbin | SEA | Jokers Inc |
| 14 | 3 | QB | Josh Freeman | TB | Cleveland Steamers |
| 14 | 4 | WR | Mike Williams | TB | Heavy Hitters |
| 14 | 5 | PK | Stephen Gostkowski | NE | Draft Busts |
| 14 | 6 | WR | Stephen Hill | NYJ | SS Brawlers |
| 14 | 7 | RB | Jacquizz Rodgers | ATL | Homer's Heros |
| 14 | 8 | DT | Bills Def/Spec | BUF | J-Men |
| 14 | 9 | QB | Sam Bradford | STL | Sadists |
| 14 | 10 | WR | Brian Quick | STL | Big Dnis |
| 14 | 11 | WR | Jerome Simpson | MIN | Greenskins |
| 14 | 12 | PK | Sebastia Janikowski | OAK | Breakhislegs |
| 15 | 1 | WR | Randall Cobb | GB | Breakhislegs |
| 15 | 2 | PK | Alex Henery | PHI | Greenskins |
| 15 | 3 | PK | Garrett Hartley | NO | Big Dnis |
| 15 | 4 | PK | Mike Nugent | CIN | Sadists |
| 15 | 5 | TE | Brent Celek | PHI | J-Men |
| 15 | 6 | PK | Dan Bailey | DAL | Homer's Heros |
| 15 | 7 | QB | Brandon Weeden | CLE | SS Brawlers |
| 15 | 8 | QB | Alex Smith | SF | Draft Busts |
| 15 | 9 | WR | Laurent Robinson | JAC | Heavy Hitters |
| 15 | 10 | WR | Golden Tate | SEA | Cleveland Steamers |
| 15 | 11 | WR | Rueben Randle | NYG | Jokers Inc |
| 15 | 12 | PK | Greg Zuerlein | STL | V-Tards |