| Pick Number | Round | Position | Player Name | Team Name |
| 1 | 1 | WR | Antonio Brown | Greenskins |
| 2 | 1 | RB | Adrian Peterson | Breakhislegs |
| 3 | 1 | WR | Julio Jones | #PoorAndys |
| 4 | 1 | WR | A.J. Green | V-Tards |
| 5 | 1 | WR | DeAndre Hopkins | Bad Snap |
| 6 | 1 | RB | Ezekiel Elliott | Draft Busts |
| 7 | 1 | RB | Jamaal Charles | Heavy Hitters |
| 8 | 1 | RB | Lamar Miller | JMEN |
| 9 | 1 | TE | Rob Gronkowski | Homers Heros |
| 10 | 1 | RB | Doug Martin | Cleveland Steamers |
| 11 | 1 | RB | Eddie Lacy | SS Brawlers |
| 12 | 1 | WR | Allen Robinson | Jokers |
| 13 | 2 | WR | Mike Evans | Jokers |
| 14 | 2 | RB | Le'Veon Bell | SS Brawlers |
| 15 | 2 | QB | Aaron Rodgers | Cleveland Steamers |
| 16 | 2 | QB | Andrew Luck | Homers Heros |
| 17 | 2 | RB | LeSean McCoy | JMEN |
| 18 | 2 | WR | Dez Bryant | Heavy Hitters |
| 19 | 2 | QB | Cam Newton | Draft Busts |
| 20 | 2 | WR | Brandon Marshall | Bad Snap |
| 21 | 2 | QB | Russell Wilson | V-Tards |
| 22 | 2 | RB | Todd Gurley | #PoorAndys |
| 23 | 2 | RB | Mark Ingram | Breakhislegs |
| 24 | 2 | WR | T.Y. Hilton | Greenskins |
| 25 | 3 | RB | Latavius Murray | Greenskins |
| 26 | 3 | WR | Alshon Jeffery | Breakhislegs |
| 27 | 3 | RB | C.J. Anderson | #PoorAndys |
| 28 | 3 | RB | Thomas Rawls | V-Tards |
| 29 | 3 | RB | Jonathan Stewart | Bad Snap |
| 30 | 3 | WR | Brandin Cooks | Draft Busts |
| 31 | 3 | WR | Amari Cooper | Heavy Hitters |
| 32 | 3 | WR | Demaryius Thomas | JMEN |
| 33 | 3 | RB | Arian Foster | Homers Heros |
| 34 | 3 | WR | Jeremy Maclin | Cleveland Steamers |
| 35 | 3 | WR | Sammy Watkins | SS Brawlers |
| 36 | 3 | RB | Frank Gore | Jokers |
| 37 | 4 | WR | Keenan Allen | Jokers |
| 38 | 4 | QB | Drew Brees | SS Brawlers |
| 39 | 4 | WR | Golden Tate | Cleveland Steamers |
| 40 | 4 | WR | Randall Cobb | Homers Heros |
| 41 | 4 | QB | Ben Roethlisberger | JMEN |
| 42 | 4 | TE | Greg Olsen | Heavy Hitters |
| 43 | 4 | RB | Matt Forte | Draft Busts |
| 44 | 4 | WR | John Brown | Bad Snap |
| 45 | 4 | WR | Michael Floyd | V-Tards |
| 46 | 4 | RB | Ryan Mathews | #PoorAndys |
| 47 | 4 | WR | Doug Baldwin | Breakhislegs |
| 48 | 4 | RB | Jeremy Langford | Greenskins |
| 49 | 5 | QB | Eli Manning | Greenskins |
| 50 | 5 | RB | Carlos Hyde | Breakhislegs |
| 51 | 5 | TE | Martellus Bennett | #PoorAndys |
| 52 | 5 | WR | Donte Moncrief | V-Tards |
| 53 | 5 | RB | Jeremy Hill | Bad Snap |
| 54 | 5 | TE | Travis Kelce | Draft Busts |
| 55 | 5 | WR | DeSean Jackson | Heavy Hitters |
| 56 | 5 | WR | Jordy Nelson | JMEN |
| 57 | 5 | WR | Jordan Matthews | Homers Heros |
| 58 | 5 | WR | Eric Decker | Cleveland Steamers |
| 59 | 5 | WR | Odell Beckham | SS Brawlers |
| 60 | 5 | RB | DeMarco Murray | Jokers |
| 61 | 6 | WR | Kelvin Benjamin | Jokers |
| 62 | 6 | TE | Tyler Eifert | SS Brawlers |
| 63 | 6 | TE | Coby Fleener | Cleveland Steamers |
| 64 | 6 | WR | Jarvis Landry | Homers Heros |
| 65 | 6 | WR | Julian Edelman | JMEN |
| 66 | 6 | RB | Melvin Gordon | Heavy Hitters |
| 67 | 6 | WR | Larry Fitzgerald | Draft Busts |
| 68 | 6 | TE | Gary Barnidge | Bad Snap |
| 69 | 6 | TE | Delanie Walker | V-Tards |
| 70 | 6 | WR | Tavon Austin | #PoorAndys |
| 71 | 6 | WR | Emmanuel Sanders | Breakhislegs |
| 72 | 6 | WR | Torrey Smith | Greenskins |
| 73 | 7 | RB | Matt Jones | Greenskins |
| 74 | 7 | RB | Rashad Jennings | Breakhislegs |
| 75 | 7 | WR | Travis Benjamin | #PoorAndys |
| 76 | 7 | RB | T.J. Yeldon | V-Tards |
| 77 | 7 | QB | Blake Bortles | Bad Snap |
| 78 | 7 | WR | DeVante Parker | Draft Busts |
| 79 | 7 | WR | Marvin Jones | Heavy Hitters |
| 80 | 7 | TE | Antonio Gates | JMEN |
| 81 | 7 | RB | Giovani Bernard | Homers Heros |
| 82 | 7 | RB | Duke Johnson | Cleveland Steamers |
| 83 | 7 | RB | Justin Forsett | SS Brawlers |
| 84 | 7 | WR | Mohamed Sanu | Jokers |
| 85 | 8 | QB | Tyrod Taylor | Jokers |
| 86 | 8 | WR | Tyler Lockett | SS Brawlers |
| 87 | 8 | WR | Allen Hurns | Cleveland Steamers |
| 88 | 8 | QB | Matt Ryan | Homers Heros |
| 89 | 8 | RB | LeGarrette Blount | JMEN |
| 90 | 8 | DT | Broncos Def/Spec | Heavy Hitters |
| 91 | 8 | RB | Charles Sims | Draft Busts |
| 92 | 8 | DT | Cardinals Def/Spec | Bad Snap |
| 93 | 8 | RB | David Johnson | V-Tards |
| 94 | 8 | DT | Chiefs Def/Spec | #PoorAndys |
| 95 | 8 | TE | Jimmy Graham | Breakhislegs |
| 96 | 8 | WR | Sterling Shepard | Greenskins |
| 97 | 9 | DT | Seahawks Def/Spec | Greenskins |
| 98 | 9 | WR | Michael Crabtree | Breakhislegs |
| 99 | 9 | PK | Stephen Gostkowski | #PoorAndys |
| 100 | 9 | RB | DeAngelo Williams | V-Tards |
| 101 | 9 | RB | Derrick Henry | Bad Snap |
| 102 | 9 | RB | Ameer Abdullah | Draft Busts |
| 103 | 9 | QB | Carson Palmer | Heavy Hitters |
| 104 | 9 | QB | Tom Brady | JMEN |
| 105 | 9 | WR | Vincent Jackson | Homers Heros |
| 106 | 9 | TE | Dwayne Allen | Cleveland Steamers |
| 107 | 9 | TE | Eric Ebron | SS Brawlers |
| 108 | 9 | WR | Tajae Sharpe | Jokers |
| 109 | 10 | TE | Zach Miller | Jokers |
| 110 | 10 | DT | Jets Def/Spec | SS Brawlers |
| 111 | 10 | RB | Chris Ivory | Cleveland Steamers |
| 112 | 10 | DT | Panthers Def/Spec | Homers Heros |
| 113 | 10 | TE | Julius Thomas | JMEN |
| 114 | 10 | RB | Devonta Freeman | Heavy Hitters |
| 115 | 10 | WR | Kevin White | Draft Busts |
| 116 | 10 | WR | Mike Wallace | Bad Snap |
| 117 | 10 | DT | Rams Def/Spec | V-Tards |
| 118 | 10 | QB | Philip Rivers | #PoorAndys |
| 119 | 10 | QB | Andy Dalton | Breakhislegs |
| 120 | 10 | TE | Jordan Reed | Greenskins |
| 121 | 11 | QB | Kirk Cousins | Greenskins |
| 122 | 11 | QB | Brock Osweiler | Breakhislegs |
| 123 | 11 | DT | Texans Def/Spec | #PoorAndys |
| 124 | 11 | QB | Matthew Stafford | V-Tards |
| 125 | 11 | QB | Ryan Fitzpatrick | Bad Snap |
| 126 | 11 | QB | Jay Cutler | Draft Busts |
| 127 | 11 | PK | Chandler Catanzaro | Heavy Hitters |
| 128 | 11 | WR | Josh Gordon | JMEN |
| 129 | 11 | WR | Stefon Diggs | Homers Heros |
| 130 | 11 | RB | Danny Woodhead | Cleveland Steamers |
| 131 | 11 | WR | Willie Snead | SS Brawlers |
| 132 | 11 | QB | Jameis Winston | Jokers |
| 133 | 12 | RB | Dion Lewis | Jokers |
| 134 | 12 | WR | Markus Wheaton | SS Brawlers |
| 135 | 12 | QB | Marcus Mariota | Cleveland Steamers |
| 136 | 12 | TE | Jared Cook | Homers Heros |
| 137 | 12 | RB | Christine Michael | JMEN |
| 138 | 12 | QB | Ryan Tannehill | Heavy Hitters |
| 139 | 12 | WR | Will Fuller | Draft Busts |
| 140 | 12 | WR | Corey Coleman | Bad Snap |
| 141 | 12 | WR | Kamar Aiken | V-Tards |
| 142 | 12 | QB | Alex Smith | #PoorAndys |
| 143 | 12 | TE | Zach Ertz | Breakhislegs |
| 144 | 12 | WR | Devin Funchess | Greenskins |
| 145 | 13 | TE | Charles Clay | Greenskins |
| 146 | 13 | PK | Dustin Hopkins | Breakhislegs |
| 147 | 13 | WR | Michael Thomas | #PoorAndys |
| 148 | 13 | TE | Hunter Henry | V-Tards |
| 149 | 13 | RB | Isaiah Crowell | Bad Snap |
| 150 | 13 | WR | Phillip Dorsett | Draft Busts |
| 151 | 13 | TE | Jason Witten | Heavy Hitters |
| 152 | 13 | RB | DeAndre Washington | JMEN |
| 153 | 13 | PK | Graham Gano | Homers Heros |
| 154 | 13 | DT | Patriots Def/Spec | Cleveland Steamers |
| 155 | 13 | QB | Derek Carr | SS Brawlers |
| 156 | 13 | PK | Adam Vinatieri | Jokers |
| 157 | 14 | WR | Laquon Treadwell | SS Brawlers |
| 158 | 14 | PK | Justin Tucker | Cleveland Steamers |
| 159 | 14 | RB | Bilal Powell | Homers Heros |
| 160 | 14 | DT | Bengals Def/Spec | JMEN |
| 161 | 14 | QB | Dak Prescott | Heavy Hitters |
| 162 | 14 | DT | Steelers Def/Spec | Draft Busts |
| 163 | 14 | TE | Virgil Green | Bad Snap |
| 164 | 14 | PK | Steven Hauschka | V-Tards |
| 165 | 14 | RB | Shane Vereen | #PoorAndys |
| 166 | 14 | RB | Kenneth Dixon | Breakhislegs |
| 167 | 14 | RB | Keith Marshall | Greenskins |
| 168 | 14 | DT | Vikings Def/Spec | Jokers |
| 169 | 15 | PK | Mason Crosby | Greenskins |
| 170 | 15 | DT | Jaguars Def/Spec | Breakhislegs |
| 171 | 15 | TE | Au Seferian-Jenkins | #PoorAndys |
| 172 | 15 | RB | Buck Allen | V-Tards |
| 173 | 15 | PK | Blair Walsh | Bad Snap |
| 174 | 15 | PK | Dan Bailey | Draft Busts |
| 175 | 15 | WR | Jermaine Kearse | Heavy Hitters |
| 176 | 15 | PK | Cairo Santos | JMEN |
| 177 | 15 | TE | Kyle Rudolph | Homers Heros |
| 178 | 15 | WR | Doria Green-Beckham | Cleveland Steamers |
| 179 | 15 | PK | Brandon McManus | SS Brawlers |
| 180 | 15 | RB | Alfred Morris | Jokers |