| Round | Pick | Position | Player | NFL Team | Fantasy Team |
| 1 | 1 | RB | Eddie Lacy | GB | Bad Snap |
| 1 | 2 | RB | Adrian Peterson | MIN | Breakhislegs |
| 1 | 3 | QB | Andrew Luck | IND | Greenskins |
| 1 | 4 | RB | Jamaal Charles | KC | JMEN |
| 1 | 5 | QB | Aaron Rodgers | GB | Homers Heros |
| 1 | 6 | RB | Marshawn Lynch | SEA | Cleveland Steamers |
| 1 | 7 | QB | Peyton Manning | DEN | #PoorAndys |
| 1 | 8 | TE | Rob Gronkowski | NE | Jokers |
| 1 | 9 | WR | Antonio Brown | PIT | V-Tards |
| 1 | 10 | RB | DeMarco Murray | PHI | Butt Fumbles |
| 1 | 11 | WR | Dez Bryant | DAL | Heavy Hitters |
| 1 | 12 | WR | Demaryius Thomas | DEN | Draft Busts |
| 2 | 1 | RB | Matt Forte | CHI | Draft Busts |
| 2 | 2 | WR | Calvin Johnson | DET | Heavy Hitters |
| 2 | 3 | QB | Matt Ryan | ATL | Butt Fumbles |
| 2 | 4 | QB | Russell Wilson | SEA | V-Tards |
| 2 | 5 | WR | Julio Jones | ATL | Jokers |
| 2 | 6 | WR | Alshon Jeffery | CHI | Cleveland Steamers |
| 2 | 7 | WR | A.J. Green | CIN | #PoorAndys |
| 2 | 8 | WR | T.Y. Hilton | IND | Homers Heros |
| 2 | 9 | WR | Jordan Matthews | PHI | JMEN |
| 2 | 10 | RB | Alfred Morris | WAS | Greenskins |
| 2 | 11 | WR | Emmanuel Sanders | DEN | Breakhislegs |
| 2 | 12 | QB | Ben Roethlisberger | PIT | Bad Snap |
| 3 | 1 | WR | DeAndre Hopkins | HOU | Bad Snap |
| 3 | 2 | TE | Jimmy Graham | SEA | Breakhislegs |
| 3 | 3 | WR | Brandin Cooks | NO | Greenskins |
| 3 | 4 | WR | Andre Johnson | IND | JMEN |
| 3 | 5 | WR | DeSean Jackson | WAS | Homers Heros |
| 3 | 6 | QB | Drew Brees | NO | Cleveland Steamers |
| 3 | 7 | WR | Brandon Marshall | NYJ | #PoorAndys |
| 3 | 8 | RB | LeSean McCoy | BUF | Jokers |
| 3 | 9 | RB | Melvin Gordon | SD | V-Tards |
| 3 | 10 | TE | Greg Olsen | CAR | Butt Fumbles |
| 3 | 11 | QB | Tony Romo | DAL | Heavy Hitters |
| 3 | 12 | RB | Frank Gore | IND | Draft Busts |
| 4 | 1 | WR | Randall Cobb | GB | Draft Busts |
| 4 | 2 | TE | Julius Thomas | JAC | Heavy Hitters |
| 4 | 3 | RB | Andre Ellington | ARZ | Butt Fumbles |
| 4 | 4 | RB | Le'Veon Bell | PIT | V-Tards |
| 4 | 5 | WR | Jeremy Maclin | KC | Jokers |
| 4 | 6 | RB | Todd Gurley | STL | #PoorAndys |
| 4 | 7 | RB | Carlos Hyde | SF | Cleveland Steamers |
| 4 | 8 | RB | T.J. Yeldon | JAC | Homers Heros |
| 4 | 9 | QB | Tom Brady | NE | JMEN |
| 4 | 10 | RB | Ameer Abdullah | DET | Greenskins |
| 4 | 11 | WR | Sammy Watkins | BUF | Breakhislegs |
| 4 | 12 | TE | Zach Ertz | PHI | Bad Snap |
| 5 | 1 | RB | Joseph Randle | DAL | Bad Snap |
| 5 | 2 | RB | Lamar Miller | MIA | Breakhislegs |
| 5 | 3 | WR | Mike Evans | TB | Greenskins |
| 5 | 4 | RB | Arian Foster | HOU | JMEN |
| 5 | 5 | WR | Amari Cooper | OAK | Homers Heros |
| 5 | 6 | WR | Allen Robinson | JAC | Cleveland Steamers |
| 5 | 7 | WR | Golden Tate | DET | #PoorAndys |
| 5 | 8 | QB | Cam Newton | CAR | Jokers |
| 5 | 9 | WR | Nelson Agholor | PHI | V-Tards |
| 5 | 10 | WR | Vincent Jackson | TB | Butt Fumbles |
| 5 | 11 | RB | Doug Martin | TB | Heavy Hitters |
| 5 | 12 | WR | Julian Edelman | NE | Draft Busts |
| 6 | 1 | QB | Philip Rivers | SD | Draft Busts |
| 6 | 2 | WR | Roddy White | ATL | Heavy Hitters |
| 6 | 3 | QB | Eli Manning | NYG | Butt Fumbles |
| 6 | 4 | RB | Isaiah Crowell | CLE | V-Tards |
| 6 | 5 | DT | Seahawks Def/Spec | SEA | Jokers |
| 6 | 6 | TE | Tyler Eifert | CIN | #PoorAndys |
| 6 | 7 | RB | Tevin Coleman | ATL | Cleveland Steamers |
| 6 | 8 | RB | Giovani Bernard | CIN | Homers Heros |
| 6 | 9 | TE | Jordan Cameron | MIA | JMEN |
| 6 | 10 | WR | Jarvis Landry | MIA | Greenskins |
| 6 | 11 | QB | Ryan Tannehill | MIA | Breakhislegs |
| 6 | 12 | WR | John Brown | ARZ | Bad Snap |
| 7 | 1 | RB | Bishop Sankey | TEN | Bad Snap |
| 7 | 2 | WR | Anquan Boldin | SF | Breakhislegs |
| 7 | 3 | WR | Pierre Garcon | WAS | Greenskins |
| 7 | 4 | QB | Matthew Stafford | DET | JMEN |
| 7 | 5 | TE | Dwayne Allen | IND | Homers Heros |
| 7 | 6 | TE | Jason Witten | DAL | Cleveland Steamers |
| 7 | 7 | DT | Bills Def/Spec | BUF | #PoorAndys |
| 7 | 8 | WR | Keenan Allen | SD | Jokers |
| 7 | 9 | WR | Mike Wallace | MIN | V-Tards |
| 7 | 10 | RB | C.J. Spiller | NO | Butt Fumbles |
| 7 | 11 | DT | Texans Def/Spec | HOU | Heavy Hitters |
| 7 | 12 | RB | Chris Ivory | NYJ | Draft Busts |
| 8 | 1 | WR | Breshad Perriman | BAL | Draft Busts |
| 8 | 2 | WR | Larry Fitzgerald | ARZ | Heavy Hitters |
| 8 | 3 | WR | Odell Beckham | NYG | Butt Fumbles |
| 8 | 4 | QB | Sam Bradford | PHI | V-Tards |
| 8 | 5 | WR | Devin Funchess | CAR | Jokers |
| 8 | 6 | WR | Torrey Smith | SF | Cleveland Steamers |
| 8 | 7 | TE | Martellus Bennett | CHI | #PoorAndys |
| 8 | 8 | DT | Broncos Def/Spec | DEN | Homers Heros |
| 8 | 9 | WR | Michael Floyd | ARZ | JMEN |
| 8 | 10 | RB | Joique Bell | DET | Greenskins |
| 8 | 11 | WR | Rueben Randle | NYG | Breakhislegs |
| 8 | 12 | DT | Rams Def/Spec | STL | Bad Snap |
| 9 | 1 | QB | Marcus Mariota | TEN | Bad Snap |
| 9 | 2 | WR | Brandon LaFell | NE | Breakhislegs |
| 9 | 3 | WR | Doria Green-Beckham | TEN | Greenskins |
| 9 | 4 | WR | Jordy Nelson | GB | JMEN |
| 9 | 5 | QB | Joe Flacco | BAL | Homers Heros |
| 9 | 6 | WR | Eric Decker | NYJ | Cleveland Steamers |
| 9 | 7 | QB | Colin Kaepernick | SF | #PoorAndys |
| 9 | 8 | WR | DeVante Parker | MIA | Jokers |
| 9 | 9 | TE | Delanie Walker | TEN | V-Tards |
| 9 | 10 | WR | Marques Colston | NO | Butt Fumbles |
| 9 | 11 | WR | Victor Cruz | NYG | Heavy Hitters |
| 9 | 12 | TE | Travis Kelce | KC | Draft Busts |
| 10 | 1 | WR | Terrance Williams | DAL | Draft Busts |
| 10 | 2 | RB | Jonathan Stewart | CAR | Heavy Hitters |
| 10 | 3 | WR | Brian Quick | STL | Butt Fumbles |
| 10 | 4 | DT | Jets Def/Spec | NYJ | V-Tards |
| 10 | 5 | WR | Kelvin Benjamin | CAR | Jokers |
| 10 | 6 | PK | Stephen Gostkowski | NE | #PoorAndys |
| 10 | 7 | RB | Ryan Mathews | PHI | Cleveland Steamers |
| 10 | 8 | TE | Kyle Rudolph | MIN | Homers Heros |
| 10 | 9 | RB | Mark Ingram | NO | JMEN |
| 10 | 10 | DT | Packers Def/Spec | GB | Greenskins |
| 10 | 11 | DT | Ravens Def/Spec | BAL | Breakhislegs |
| 10 | 12 | WR | Martavis Bryant | PIT | Bad Snap |
| 11 | 1 | WR | Davante Adams | GB | Bad Snap |
| 11 | 2 | RB | Duke Johnson | CLE | Breakhislegs |
| 11 | 3 | RB | Matt Jones | WAS | Greenskins |
| 11 | 4 | RB | Latavius Murray | OAK | JMEN |
| 11 | 5 | RB | Justin Forsett | BAL | Homers Heros |
| 11 | 6 | RB | Jeremy Hill | CIN | #PoorAndys |
| 11 | 7 | QB | Teddy Bridgewater | MIN | Cleveland Steamers |
| 11 | 8 | RB | LeGarrette Blount | NE | Jokers |
| 11 | 9 | WR | Cody Latimer | DEN | V-Tards |
| 11 | 10 | WR | Charles Johnson | MIN | Butt Fumbles |
| 11 | 11 | RB | C.J. Anderson | DEN | Heavy Hitters |
| 11 | 12 | DT | Patriots Def/Spec | NE | Draft Busts |
| 12 | 1 | WR | Eddie Royal | CHI | Draft Busts |
| 12 | 2 | RB | Tre Mason | STL | Heavy Hitters |
| 12 | 3 | QB | Jameis Winston | TB | Butt Fumbles |
| 12 | 4 | RB | David Johnson | ARZ | V-Tards |
| 12 | 5 | WR | Jeff Janis | GB | Jokers |
| 12 | 6 | WR | Steve Smith Sr. | BAL | #PoorAndys |
| 12 | 7 | DT | Steelers Def/Spec | PIT | Cleveland Steamers |
| 12 | 8 | WR | Marvin Jones | CIN | Homers Heros |
| 12 | 9 | DT | Cardinals Def/Spec | ARZ | JMEN |
| 12 | 10 | TE | Charles Clay | BUF | Greenskins |
| 12 | 11 | RB | Rashad Jennings | NYG | Breakhislegs |
| 12 | 12 | TE | Vernon Davis | SF | Bad Snap |
| 13 | 1 | RB | David Cobb | TEN | Bad Snap |
| 13 | 2 | PK | Adam Vinatieri | IND | Breakhislegs |
| 13 | 3 | WR | Markus Wheaton | PIT | Greenskins |
| 13 | 4 | RB | Andre Williams | NYG | JMEN |
| 13 | 5 | WR | Marlon Brown | BAL | Homers Heros |
| 13 | 6 | WR | Michael Crabtree | OAK | Cleveland Steamers |
| 13 | 7 | DT | Vikings Def/Spec | MIN | #PoorAndys |
| 13 | 8 | RB | Darren McFadden | DAL | Jokers |
| 13 | 9 | RB | DeAngelo Williams | PIT | V-Tards |
| 13 | 10 | TE | Larry Donnell | NYG | Butt Fumbles |
| 13 | 11 | QB | Carson Palmer | ARZ | Heavy Hitters |
| 13 | 12 | QB | Jay Cutler | CHI | Draft Busts |
| 14 | 1 | RB | Devonta Freeman | ATL | Draft Busts |
| 14 | 2 | TE | Antonio Gates | SD | Heavy Hitters |
| 14 | 3 | RB | Alfred Blue | HOU | Butt Fumbles |
| 14 | 4 | PK | Steven Hauschka | SEA | V-Tards |
| 14 | 5 | RB | Cameron Artis-Payne | CAR | Jokers |
| 14 | 6 | TE | Richard Rodgers | GB | #PoorAndys |
| 14 | 7 | PK | Justin Tucker | BAL | Cleveland Steamers |
| 14 | 8 | PK | Josh Brown | NYG | Homers Heros |
| 14 | 9 | WR | Kevin White | CHI | JMEN |
| 14 | 10 | RB | Jonas Gray | NE | Greenskins |
| 14 | 11 | QB | Andy Dalton | CIN | Breakhislegs |
| 14 | 12 | PK | Mason Crosby | GB | Bad Snap |
| 15 | 1 | WR | Tavon Austin | STL | Bad Snap |
| 15 | 2 | TE | Au Seferian-Jenkins | TB | Breakhislegs |
| 15 | 3 | PK | Graham Gano | CAR | Greenskins |
| 15 | 4 | PK | Dan Bailey | DAL | JMEN |
| 15 | 5 | RB | Lorenzo Taliaferro | BAL | Homers Heros |
| 15 | 6 | RB | Ronnie Hillman | DEN | Cleveland Steamers |
| 15 | 7 | RB | Shane Vereen | NYG | #PoorAndys |
| 15 | 8 | RB | Jeremy Langford | CHI | Jokers |
| 15 | 9 | WR | Kenny Britt | STL | V-Tards |
| 15 | 10 | DT | Dolphins Def/Spec | MIA | Butt Fumbles |
| 15 | 11 | PK | Matt Bryant | ATL | Heavy Hitters |
| 15 | 12 | PK | Cody Parkey | PHI | Draft Busts |